...or as the pilot laughed and said: "the weather is only that bad in Zurich - have a nice flight!"

On the whole way to Malta no-one ever wanted to see our check our passports or IDs. Not at the border to Switzerland, not for printing a boarding pass, not at the check-in or the luggage drop off, not at the security check or at boarding and not even after landing in Malta. We just walked out the airport into the sun. Schengen and European Union are fucking comfortable =)